1. Disciple of Christ, you must go vote for the presidential election (to have a president who defends your faith in these last days).

2. After that, you won’t have to vote anymore (because Christ will come).

3. In four years, everything will be fixed, everything will be fine (because you will be taken out of the world by Christ).

4. You won’t have to vote anymore. In four years, you won’t have to vote again (because you will be in heaven).